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Saturday, January 2, 2010

Naked Goose

Okay, so perhaps posting to my blog while intoxicated in not the best idea I've ever had, but call me a maverick.

Today, my Cowboys played in the Cotton Bowl and...well, perhaps "played" is too strong a word. What they did was more like flag football. Or something. But whatever one wishes to term it, it was not pretty. I then had to deal with obnoxious OU fans making fun of me. I could go off on another tangent here about not understanding why some people get their jollies from making other people cry, but I'll save that for another time. So I decided to follow in the footsteps of Homer Simpson, who once said that alcohol was "the cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems". I first turned to my old stand-by, the favorite, cranberry, grapefruit juice and vodka. But then, in a moment of inspiration, I reached for the Naked juice (yes, this is a real thing, I am NOT making it up) and I mixed that with my vodka. I am happy to say that it was a raging success (and not just because I was already a couple of sheets to the wind); it was marvelous!!

Maybe someday I will be famous for this drink I am dubbing the "Naked Goose". (Note: I used some cheapo vodka for the first one, but Grey Goose will be involved from here on out).

Maybe someday I'll be famous. Or not. But whatever, this drink is the bomb!!!

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